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🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – The Grape That Stings
(aka: Graipussini Medussini, The Slimy Terror of the Sweet Pacific) Scientific name (imaginary): Vitis tentaculus medusiforme Habitat: Pacific Ocean, warm waters and submerged vineyards Class: Psychedelic Marine Fruitaceous 🌊📜 Legend...
🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – The Grape That Stings
(aka: Graipussini Medussini, The Slimy Terror of the Sweet Pacific) Scientific name (imaginary): Vitis tentaculus medusiforme Habitat: Pacific Ocean, warm waters and submerged vineyards Class: Psychedelic Marine Fruitaceous 🌊📜 Legend...

🐯🍊 Tigroligre Frutonni o Tigrulli Grapefrutunni
Tigroligre Frutonni, anche chiamato Tigrulli Grapefrutunni, è la nuova stella surreale dell’universo Italian Brainrot. Se pensavi che l’ibrido tra un pompelmo e una tigre non potesse funzionare… beh, ti sbagliavi....
🐯🍊 Tigroligre Frutonni o Tigrulli Grapefrutunni
Tigroligre Frutonni, anche chiamato Tigrulli Grapefrutunni, è la nuova stella surreale dell’universo Italian Brainrot. Se pensavi che l’ibrido tra un pompelmo e una tigre non potesse funzionare… beh, ti sbagliavi....

🦀🍌 Crabitto Bananito – The Brainrot Crustacean
“Not all bananas ripen. Some… develop claws.” – Ancient Caribbean proverb 🧬 Origin Crabitto Bananito was born on the island of Fruttalopoli, when an abandoned banana on the seashore was...
🦀🍌 Crabitto Bananito – The Brainrot Crustacean
“Not all bananas ripen. Some… develop claws.” – Ancient Caribbean proverb 🧬 Origin Crabitto Bananito was born on the island of Fruttalopoli, when an abandoned banana on the seashore was...

🌵🦛 The Cactus Hippopotamus: The Wanderer of Sil...
In the heart of a desert that no map dares to name, walks a being that belongs neither to the plant, nor the animal, nor the human kingdom. It's the...
🌵🦛 The Cactus Hippopotamus: The Wanderer of Sil...
In the heart of a desert that no map dares to name, walks a being that belongs neither to the plant, nor the animal, nor the human kingdom. It's the...

Napoli Campione, Brainrot in delirium: here are...
After revealing the first 4 Secret Cards, did you think the madness was over? Error. Huge error. Today we take you to the heart of Neapolitan delirium with an ultra-limited...
Napoli Campione, Brainrot in delirium: here are...
After revealing the first 4 Secret Cards, did you think the madness was over? Error. Huge error. Today we take you to the heart of Neapolitan delirium with an ultra-limited...

🦐🔥 Radiator Shrimp – The Heat of the Industrial...
In the industrial port of Civitavecchia, where the mussels cry diesel and the seagulls speak Roman, he was born : half regal crustacean , half enamelled aluminium radiator . It...
🦐🔥 Radiator Shrimp – The Heat of the Industrial...
In the industrial port of Civitavecchia, where the mussels cry diesel and the seagulls speak Roman, he was born : half regal crustacean , half enamelled aluminium radiator . It...
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