Italian Brainrot Blog

🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – L’Uva che Punge

🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – The Grape That Stings

(aka: Graipussini Medussini, The Slimy Terror of the Sweet Pacific) Scientific name (imaginary): Vitis tentaculus medusiforme Habitat: Pacific Ocean, warm waters and submerged vineyards Class: Psychedelic Marine Fruitaceous 🌊📜 Legend...

🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – The Grape That Stings

(aka: Graipussini Medussini, The Slimy Terror of the Sweet Pacific) Scientific name (imaginary): Vitis tentaculus medusiforme Habitat: Pacific Ocean, warm waters and submerged vineyards Class: Psychedelic Marine Fruitaceous 🌊📜 Legend...

🐯🍊 Tigroligre Frutonni o Tigrulli Grapefrutunni

🐯🍊 Tigroligre Frutonni o Tigrulli Grapefrutunni

Tigroligre Frutonni, anche chiamato Tigrulli Grapefrutunni, è la nuova stella surreale dell’universo Italian Brainrot. Se pensavi che l’ibrido tra un pompelmo e una tigre non potesse funzionare… beh, ti sbagliavi....

🐯🍊 Tigroligre Frutonni o Tigrulli Grapefrutunni

Tigroligre Frutonni, anche chiamato Tigrulli Grapefrutunni, è la nuova stella surreale dell’universo Italian Brainrot. Se pensavi che l’ibrido tra un pompelmo e una tigre non potesse funzionare… beh, ti sbagliavi....

🦀🍌 Crabitto Bananito – Il Crostaceo del Brainrot

🦀🍌 Crabitto Bananito – The Brainrot Crustacean

“Not all bananas ripen. Some… develop claws.” – Ancient Caribbean proverb 🧬 Origin Crabitto Bananito was born on the island of Fruttalopoli, when an abandoned banana on the seashore was...

🦀🍌 Crabitto Bananito – The Brainrot Crustacean

“Not all bananas ripen. Some… develop claws.” – Ancient Caribbean proverb 🧬 Origin Crabitto Bananito was born on the island of Fruttalopoli, when an abandoned banana on the seashore was...

🌵🦛 Il Cacto Hipopotamo: Il Viandante del Silenzio

🌵🦛 The Cactus Hippopotamus: The Wanderer of Sil...

In the heart of a desert that no map dares to name, walks a being that belongs neither to the plant, nor the animal, nor the human kingdom. It's the...

🌵🦛 The Cactus Hippopotamus: The Wanderer of Sil...

In the heart of a desert that no map dares to name, walks a being that belongs neither to the plant, nor the animal, nor the human kingdom. It's the...

Napoli Campione, Brainrot in delirio: ecco le 3 carte celebrative Limited Edition!

Napoli Campione, Brainrot in delirium: here are...

After revealing the first 4 Secret Cards, did you think the madness was over? Error. Huge error. Today we take you to the heart of Neapolitan delirium with an ultra-limited...

Napoli Campione, Brainrot in delirium: here are...

After revealing the first 4 Secret Cards, did you think the madness was over? Error. Huge error. Today we take you to the heart of Neapolitan delirium with an ultra-limited...

🦐🔥 Gamberone Termosifone – Il Calore del Mare Industriale

🦐🔥 Radiator Shrimp – The Heat of the Industrial...

In the industrial port of Civitavecchia, where the mussels cry diesel and the seagulls speak Roman, he was born : half regal crustacean , half enamelled aluminium radiator . It...

🦐🔥 Radiator Shrimp – The Heat of the Industrial...

In the industrial port of Civitavecchia, where the mussels cry diesel and the seagulls speak Roman, he was born : half regal crustacean , half enamelled aluminium radiator . It...