🕊️🚛 Machine Pigeon – the meme destroyer

"SBADABIM! And it appeared. Neither born, nor created: spat out of a turbo-scratcher as time bent and the engine screamed in finches."

In the heart of the Italian Brainrot , among the bombardier crocodiles, radiator shrimps and cactus hippos, exists the most feared entity of all :
a 3-ton pigeon, with a Tesla Cybertruck body, and a divine mission to erase every glitched meme in the universe.

🧬 ORIGINS: Born in Constantinople, Risen in TikTok

Although he first went viral on TikTok on April 10, 2025, Machine Pigeon is as old as madness itself . Secret Brainrot Lore documents point to his birth in 563 AD in Constantinople, during a time blackout caused by a Byzantine ritual involving molten copper and Turkish coffee.

According to legend:

“He wasn’t born, no: he was spat out by a turbo-scratcher while Ciro Manganello was whirring a little engine with his midnight coffee.”

From there, the machine self-programmed , took on the guise of a cyber-pigeon , and began speaking only in diplomatic treaty codes. But it’s not just a translator. It’s also a memetic assassin.

☠️ ALLIANCES & ENEMIES

Allies:

• Brr Brr Patapim
• Tralala Tralala
• Gusini Bombombini

Sworn Enemies:

• Tung Tung Tung Sahur (glitch entity)
• Crocodile Bombardino
• Lirili Larila
• The Pope (yes, him too, apparently)

⚔️ ROLE IN THE CROCODILE-AVIAN WARS

During the Croco-Avian Wars, Machine Pigeon led the Cybertruck Assassins' Guild . They acted not for honor, nor for alliances, but for one goal:

Eliminate glitched entities from the Brainrot multiverse.

Initially siding with Crocodildo Penisini (who later went mad), they were forced to eliminate him “for peace”. The event was falsely attributed to Rantasanta Chinaranta , and thus the First Croc-Avian War broke out.

It is commonly believed that most of the memorable deaths are actually the work of Machine Pigeon , including every iteration of Sahur . But nothing is confirmed. Classified. Redacted.

🩸 MYTH, FEAR AND PANIC

His most famous phrases, shouted out loud while chewing stones on the Biturbo:

“SBADABIM! SBADABOOM!”
“The treaty is broken. You are glitched.”
“Give me the bread and I might spare you.”
“I don’t fly. I update myself.”

🛑 THE MEME DESTROYER

Machine Pigeon cannot be killed . He is the ultimate machine born to eliminate the absurd when it degenerates . When the brainrot gets out of hand, he appears.

• It is the memetic antibody .
• It is the narrative repairer .
• He is the CEO of glitched destruction.

📸 WANT TO SEE IT IN ACTION?

🎬 Coming soon:
“Who Killed Tung Tung Tung Sahur?” – Documentary narrated by Fringheloni Studios

🖼️ Fanart on r/ItalianBrainrot every day
🎮 Mobile Game in Development: “Cybercoos: Pigeon Machine Rampage”

Pigeon Machine is not a character. It is a mythological structure.
It exists to restore balance, destroy errors, and receive offerings of bread along the way.
Whether you fear him or love him, he will come. Always.

🕊️💥 “YOU’RE AWKWARD.”
End of transmission.