🍃 origin

Avocado Cagado is not born, it falls . directly from a dimension where the concept of ripening has been fused with intestinal anxiety. according to digital legends, it first appeared in a reel that was canceled for "too organic content", and from there it spread into the most disturbing dreams of nutritionists.

But ancient Mayan codices tell of a fallen deity , called K'utz-Chi'ik , half spirit of the sacred avocado, half demon of digestion. According to myth, she was punished for laughing during an eclipse and was transformed into a scatological fruit thrown to Earth during a failed ceremony at Chichén Itzá .

The pit of the cagado avocado is said to still contain the breath of the Celestial Vulture , the guide animal of the Xibalbans (the deities of the Mayan underworld).

👁️ description

Avocado Cagado is the perfect shape of the poop emoji , but is avocado green, shiny, and sometimes has traces of explosive guacamole on the sides. He has a little pit in the center that goes "plop" when he laughs. His eyes are always tired. He knows too much. He's seen too many digestions.

He only wears a chef's hat when he wants to appear polite, but underneath he wears an ancient Aztec amulet set with cursed chia seeds.

🎤 catchphrase

“I'm not rotten, I'm aware.”

💥 powers

• cosmic dysentery : Just touching it can send anyone into a bathroom-like existential crisis.
• vegan burpology : predicts the future through lime-flavored burps.
• Nutritional Passive-Aggression : Makes anyone within 5 meters feel guilty about eating junk food.
• Mayan Vulture Summoning : In extreme cases, it can summon a giant divine bird made of tortilla and obsidian feathers.

🧻 natural enemies

• Panetone Stallone (kicks him every Christmas)
• Banana Fryer (accuses him of being a fiber scumbag)
• Trulimero Trulicina (tried to cook it in the pool)

🌎 role in the brainrotverse

he is the unwanted mascot of the "ministry of gastric discomfort" during the intestinal war against smart carbs. some say that he was the one who sabotaged the lirilì larilà diet by blowing it up in public. he is also the only character who has received the reverse blessing of the Mayan Black Sun , allowing him to survive in any environment, except all you can eat restaurants.

✨ curiosity

• has inspired at least three Mexican TikTok rituals to push away exes.
• his smell changes depending on the lies he hears.
• No one has ever cut it in half. Those who have tried have had visions.
• his shiny version is made of hummus and wears a light sombrero.

Avocado Cagado is not here to do you any good.
he's here to make you pay, in the name of the ancient sacred gases.

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