
🐯🍉 Tigrrullini Watermellini - The Summer Tiger with a Fresh Heart
Born on a hot August 15th day, under a holed beach umbrella and a Bluetooth speaker blasting reggaeton remixed with fountain sounds , Tigrrullini Watermellini came into the world not from a womb, but from a badly cut watermelon.
🍉 The look
- Hyperactive Tiger Head with Fluorescent Sunglasses
- Body made of very fresh watermelon , with green and red stripes
- Tail that squirts juice on command
- Fangs made of mint ice
💦 The origin
A child on the beach drew with his finger in the sand:
“I would like an animal that roars but it cools me down.”
Lightning struck the watermelon next to him.
BOOM. Tigrrullini Watermellini was born: half jungle, half beach greengrocer.
🎪 The companies
- He saved an entire festival from dehydration by shooting fountain juices
- He took part in “Italia's Got Freshness” , where he performed breakdance inside a giant salad bowl
- Once he roared so loudly that he shattered a bottle of Estathé from a distance.
😤 The Rival
His archenemy is Cinghialone Melanzanone , a sour beast who hates everything that is summery, sweet and colorful.
They face each other every Ferragosto in a secret arena under Rimini. Spoiler: Tigrrullini always wins with the combo of vitamin A spray + summer roar in C minor.
🐯🍉 Famous Quotes
“It’s not an animal, it’s a roaring smoothie.”
"Tigrrullini taught me not to fear summer." – A slice of emotional watermelon
"I dream about it every night. I wake up wet. With juice, obviously." – An influencer from Termoli