
🎩 Matteooooooooooo – The Most Chaotic Character
Matteooooooooooo , with those 12 "o"s that make you wonder who made you do it , is the type of character who arrives, doesn't explain anything to you and leaves you alone wondering why you're still watching. But now it's too late, the Matteooooooooo virus is inside you and there's no escape! 🤯
Who is Matteooooooooo?
Matteooooooooo is a bit like that guy who walks into a party and, without saying a sensible word, starts dancing in a corner by himself. But you look at him and... you can't help but follow him. 🎉
Small, humanoid, with a top hat , sunglasses (even when it's dark) and an attitude that mixes indifference and enthusiasm in an explosive mix of chaos. 🌪️
Matteooooooooooo doesn't walk, he floats . He doesn't speak, he makes incomprehensible sounds that seem to come from another world. No plot, no logic. Just a succession of strange sounds and images that make you ask: "What the hell am I looking at?" 😵💫
His Power: Nonsense
Sometimes, Matteooooooooooo doesn't say anything sensible. Sometimes he just yells "MATTEOOOOOO" or "ELECTRICIAN MATTEO", and you find yourself repeating it without even knowing why. You don't understand it, but you repeat it anyway. It's a kind of glitch mantra , a language that makes your head spin but you can't stop listening. 🎤
When you look at him, it seems like he's doing something completely useless... and yet, you can't look away. It's like he's putting on his show just for you, to make you feel that reality can very well be a big mess and that's okay. 🔄
Matteooooooooooo and His Existential Fluctuation
Matteooooooooooo has no mission. He has no purpose. He is an entity that floats from one video to another, without any precise direction, but with an energy that envelops you. There is no need to understand who he is or what he wants: he is a character who, effortlessly, has taken control of the web, without even lifting a finger. ✨
And when you see him floating on the screen, accompanied by distorted music and glitchy sounds, you understand that Matteooooooooooo is not looking for answers. Matteooooooooooo is the absence of answers. 🙃
A Language All His Own
If you think you understand Matteooooooooooo 's language, you are wrong. There is no grammar.
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