🍇🪼 Graipussi Medussi – The Grape That Stings

(aka: Graipussini Medussini, The Slimy Terror of the Sweet Pacific)

Scientific name (imaginary): Vitis tentaculus medusiforme
Habitat: Pacific Ocean, warm waters and submerged vineyards
Class: Psychedelic Marine Fruitaceous

🌊📜 Legend and Origins

Legend has it that a bunch of organic grapes, left to ferment in a forgotten bottle on the ocean floor, were accidentally fertilized by an albino jellyfish during a planktonic dance.

🌊✨ "From that sacred union was born Graipussi Medussi: half sweetness, half transparent threat."

I wait

• Cluster head : each grape is transparent and vibrates with emotions
• Gelatinous tentacles with a must aftertaste
• It glows softly in the water, making sounds like: “splurp… splurp…”
• Leaves trails of toxic liquid sugar (level: poetic hyperglycemia)

🧠 Psychology

• Shy, but passive-aggressive
• Loves ambient music, but hates grape jazz
• When he is happy, he rises . When he is sad, he ferments.

🎣 Dangers and virtues

• Its venom causes confusing dreams in shades of lavender.
• Its grapes can be squeezed to obtain the very rare floating medusa wine , known to levitate thoughts.

"One sip, and you forget your ex's name. Two sips, and you forget your own name."

🗺️ Sightings

• 2022: Spotted near Hawaii, choreographing an aquatic dance with mystical oysters
• 2024: Brief appearance in a viral video titled "Jellygrape ASMR"
• 2025: It is said to have inspired a line of aquatic perfumes and meditation sweets

💬 Famous Quotes

🍷 “I bit it and dreamed I was a drop of wine in a glass of cloud.”
🐠 “It seemed sweet…then it made me cry sugar.”
🪼 “It’s not a fruit, it’s an emotional current.”

📦 Expansion of the Universe

• Animated TV Series: “Graipussi Medussi: Sweet Tentacles”
• Crossover with Crabitto Bananito & Tigrrullini Watermellini
• Mini-Art Film: “Lives and Poisons: A Docufiction on the Floating Fruit”